random questions/thoughts #2

Oh yea I'm back with more random topics to talk about :] (If u havent read my first 'Random questions and thoughts I suggest you go see!!) Enjoy! All these topics kinda partain to tv commercials and shows so yea.

Ok.. so first thing to talk about.-.-.-
So I watched a couple of Ghost Busters episodes one night and it seems at the very end of each episode all the people run like panzies and they're all like "OMG GET ThE fUcK OutTA HerE!!" and when they get out of the place or 'safe zone' theyre all like "Holy crap that was a close one!!" and I'm just like... Umm yeah... If they really wanted to prove ghosts were real why don't they get like 50 people to stay at one place the whole time, make the show LIVE instead of pre-recorded and not show edited scenes of fake things moving.. lol. Then they would only need one episode of ghostbusters and the whole show is done!

Oh and next.. has anyone noticed those Random sicknesses commercials from Borgan Ad Borgan (Morgan & Morgan, it just sounds like that fat guy says Borgan cuz he's really chubby) commercials?? It's like,
::::::ATTENTION::::::
If you had done any of these things in the past week or so, you could be exposed to MitOcOndRia HaLitOsiS AsBesTis-itis-oceaus disorder!!
-took a crap
-ate a sandwich
-walked in the park
-went on the computer (!!!) With this dangerous sicknesses you could be linked to many problems, EVEN DEATH! (the big LOL)
And I've seen maybe about 10 - 15 of these random diseases commercials everywhere and im wondering "did they like somehow create this just to get money or some shit??".. idk but it seems that all of them have really long names that no one even knows how to remember them, and you could be exposed to it by doing ordinary jobs or some shit.. why would they hire people to those jobs when they know this disease could potentially kill those people, they don't even know theyre risking their own life!!

This has been on my mind for a while now.....Jared...Jared jared jared jared... The Subway Guy... :).... I mean... Did you REAALLLLYYYYY wanted to be remembered as the morbidly obese guy who lost like 200 pounds off eating subs for a couple years? giving other morbidly obese people False Hope thinking "OMG if i just eat subs for a long time i'll look just like Jared!" come on now, everyone knows it can't happen... Jared... v.v;; .... haha..but w/e, you want to be famous for that reason then congrats :]

This one is kinda short, its from a pet cleaning commercial, the one for trimming your pet's nails, but i thought it was funny. So the camera guy is interviewing i think one guy who owns a store maybe for pets and he says, "This isn't only for professionals, it can be used by ordinary people as well!!".. and I'm thinking to myself, "Well why the fuck would they be selling it on TV Dumbshit!?" lol. Yes bcuz they only advertise those things for professional pet people..

And this last one kinda made me think "Man I wonder if someone is doing this??".. Its about forensic shows.. like CSI n stuffz.. one episode there was this show recording the CSI people.. so basically, a show on a show, except on CSI its like theyre the real people.. and the host of the show asks the CSI person, "Do you think Forensic shows teach people how to get away with murder?" and i was like "wtf?" but then i thought kinda hard about it and I think if someone was that dedicated to commiting a murder without showing any evidence, a perfect plan, he could watch all the forensic shows TV airs.. he/she could be an expert!! not that im saying I'm going to do that... hehehehehhh.. lmao no I wont, i just like watching em... >:)